I'll let you in on a little secret, Investor Soiree ain't no corporate behemoth (I once saw a bee bite a moth, but that's a fascinating story for a whole other time).
Investor Soiree is in fact the brainchild of but one man. A man with a penchant for velvet (I wear the soft side on the inside). A man who for the past 15 years has managed to cajole a living from the Internet through a subtle blend of bluff and subterfuge - half web developer, half wannabe entrepreneur and half crap at fractions. A man more than happy to talk about himself in the third person.
Now it's a sad fact, but Investor Soiree's days may be numbered. I won't go in to the hows or the whys or the what the hell do you call thats, but over the past few years, there's been a monumental shift in the playing field away from the little guy trying to make good on the Internet. So with that in mind, it might be time to find a little 9 to 5, regular paycheck type action.
But hold back those tears my speculative investing friend, there may just be a way for you to help the Soiree bounce back.
Like Europe, we're teetering, but there's more than one way to keep the party going - just ask the Bestie Boys or Silvio Berlusconi.
So, if you've enjoyed your time on Investor Soiree and you'd like to give us a little leg up, there's a couple of things you can do that'll add a few pennies to the coffers and keep us online to play another day.
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Be it a bulletin board mention, a Facebook like or share, a Twitter tweet, a Google +1, or even just a word in the ear of a close investor friend, we'd be chuffed if you'd help us to spread the good Investor Soiree word.
If you've managed to sign up with our friends above or share a little Investor Soiree love on your favourite bulletin board or social media network of choice, I am truly thankful for your support.
If none of the above appeals, never to mind, I appreciate the fact that you've read this far and that you've dropped by to begin with.
So all that is left for me to say is, long live the Soiree and thanks again for all your support.